The site’s currently closed because we’re in the lab cookin’ up something MAJOR.
The Corporate Girl Collection drops June 1st, 2025 — and let’s just say:
It’s giving power, polish, and PRESCRIPTION-READY PRESSURE.

We’re upgrading your slay and your sight — one frame at a time.
So go ahead and mark your calendars, set your alarms, and get your RSVP in —
because when we pop back out?
It’s over for your old eyewear.

Stay tuned, stay cute, and stay ready.

With love and shades,
— The Dope Shades Dealer